Tila Tequila

Ok, I am having major problems with this show on MTV "A Shot a Love with Tila Tequila". It stars myspace star Tila Tequila (yeh apparently people who spend their lives on myspace are becoming celebrities and getting their own show on MTV wtf?) The whole point of the show is that Tila Tequila is bisexual and has to decide whether she likes boys or girls at the end of the show. But this is not my problem with the show. First of all its just a stupid concept for a TV show, but in addition the vulgarity on there is undescribable. It is just crude, graphic and simply unecessay. I remember I was fairly young when I started watching MTV, so Im sure there are still a lot of young kids watching MTV and wictnessing this trash. I think MTV need to re-evaluate their programming and maybe go back to their original concept of playing music videos. I cant remember the last time I even saw a music video. If it wasnt for the internet I dont think I would even see a music video. This has to be pretty bad for the music industry, because MTV has absolutely nothing to do with music anymore, its full of shit and nonsense like this pathetic reality show and many others. Sort it out MTV!!!!

Top Ten Most Creative Jobs

Did you know...that the following are the top ten most creative jobs...

1. Teacher
2. Computer Specialist
3. Interior Design
4. Chef
5. Caterer
6. Freelance Writer
7. Film Director
8. Photographer
9. Graphic Designer
10. Legal Secretary

Poetic Inspiration

Over the past few months I have met one of my best friends moms, friend. If that makes any sense, and she has truely made some sort of impact on the way I have begun to think recently. She gave me her book of poetry that she just had publsihed and I really was quite taken by it and it made me want to write something of my own. I will tell you right now I am no poet and dont want to be thought as one, but I thought I would give it a shot.

It is like drowning
When knwoing how to swim
A wave crashes over me
I find away to surface
The tide is strong and forces me under
I see the shore but it is a long swim before me.

So its no Shakespeare but it is a whirlwind of my thoughts, and what I am feeling right now. I am a senior at the moment and am having a hard time trying to grasp the concept of that in a few months ill be in the real world. Having to find a career path that suits me, and a job I love, a future I will be happy with is all part of what I am trying to come to terms with right now. The idea of rejection is a huge worry to me and part of what my poem is all about

Celebs Going Green (Oh Please)!!!!!

I guess the newest trend in celebville is making it seem like celebrities care about the environment. Take a look at the above Ad, it shows Kimora Lee Simmons drapped in Malachite. OK so I get it Malachite is a precious stone (from the earth) and they happen to be green (Go Green) get it?
Frankly, I think this is a mockery to environmentalists, obviously the last person you think about, when you think about going green is Kimora Lee Simmons. Im pretty sure Ive seen her driving a huge ass SUV (not so green) on her show. I think the only thing green that cross most celebrities minds is the green color of money.

Since anyone can "go green" here is my attempt at my own "go green" campaign.




Go Green...Hug a tree

The art of blogging

I know, I know. It looks like Ive taken a vacation away from blogging. The truth is, my damn blog is constantly on my mind and I am always thinking of things that I can add to it and make more interesting/creative. However the thing I seem to hate about it is that I dont have a computer in front of me everytime an idea sparks my mind. I like to jot down notes on old fashion paper and then transfer it at one time onto my blog. I like I might have been born in the wrong era. Although I do find thechnology useful, I do tend to prefer the more simplistic old fashioned route at times. Oh well, c'est la vie.

Vegas

Here is my very own Vegas ad with picture I took in Vegas!

Taste the Rainbow

My very own "Taste the Rainbow"

animal planet

Heres my attempt to create an animal planet ad.
p.s. I took the picture of the geese running across the road myself! woop woop

P. Diddy Porn

Recently P. Diddy was complaining that they banned his commercial for his cologne because it was too sexy. Well its not that its just "too sexy". The whole commercial is basically P. Diddy getting it on with some chick. I cant even remember what the commercial is about because all I saw in the commercial was naked-ness. Good job FCC, this is P. Diddy PORN!!!!

Fat Bitch

Tyra Banks is a crazy, fat bitch!!! I stumbled across this clip on you tube and I think it is the most bizare thing I have ever seen. She is screaming at the camera looking like a pig in a swimsuit. Is this what people are paying to watch??? Maybe if she hit the gym she wouldnt need to do a show about how fat she is in a swimsuit, I cant believe this is what TV has become. It is dispicable. Tyra Banks is the devil

Back to Basics

I love how this commercial uses people and not crazy special effects like a lot of commercials are doing these days. Even though its for a phone company and relates to technology, Talk Talk have used people and gone back to the basic theory that phones connect people. The commercial is focusedon the cool stuff phones can do these days with video and music and IMs. Its simple

Celebrity Perfumes

Arent people sick of Celebrities trying to bank by putting out a perfume? They all suck, they all smell like ass, so why do it? Christina Aguilera is the most recent celeb to jump on the perfume band wagon and I think its bad for her reputation. Christina Aguilera can actually sing so why bother with these stupid perfumes. In the case of Britney and J.Lo they might need the few extra dollars on perfume sales as their careers are clearly going no where!

Shopping Anyone?

I think we're lost, cereal is on aisle 3...Shopping anyone???

Home boy

Say hello to my little friend. Lets call him home boy. I made him out of a cigarette packet. Abd you thought smoking killed, but actually you can turn those deadly little sticks into something more creative!

Wayne Newton go back to Vegas

Week 2 of Dancing with the Stars showed another stiff performance from Wayne Newton, and not because he didnt stretch enough before the show. The man cant move!!!!!!!! there is so much restilin injected into his face and the rest of his body for that matter, its is preventing him from dancing properly. The only reason he didnt go home last night is because sick, crazy old ladies vote for him and the other loser that got voted off last night isn't even a star!!!

Britney's Custody LOSS

Looks like there will be no more dropping of little Jayden James, or driving for Sean Preston. They get to live with Daddy!!! Yay!!! Or not? Umm what was the judge thinking when he gave k-Fed full custody of the little rug rats? Has the world lost its mind. Frankly, K-Fed is just as bad as Britney if not worse. If Im not mistaken he walked out of his other kids form Shar Jackson to shack up with Britney and he was the one who was smoking pot in front of the kids. We just never here about K-feds shenanigans because the world could care less about that dead beat. The fact the courts gave him custody is mind boggling! Oh well, at least the kids might learns something, like roll up a dubie and rap badly instead of turning into pork pies like their mother.

Dont celebrities just make your life seem "not so bad"